Tuesday Nov 9
19:00 –
20:00
Østerbrohuset
The Worst Programming Language Ever
There's something good you can say about every programming language. But that's no fun. Instead, let's take the worst features of all the languages we know, and put them together to create an abomination with the worst syntax, the worst semantics, the worst foot-guns and the worst runtime behaviour in recorded history. Let's make a language so bad it would make people run screaming to Visual Basic for Applications.
Keynotes
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War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength, Scrum is AgileAllen HolubWednesday Nov 10 @ 16:10
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Is Software Engineering Still an Oxymoron?Alan KayMonday Nov 8 @ 09:30
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The Future of FlightAnita SenguptaMonday Nov 8 @ 13:50
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Continuous Delivery Pipelines: How to Build Better SW FasterDave FarleyWednesday Nov 10 @ 16:10
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An Average Working Day on Visionary NASA ProjectsKenneth Harris IIMonday Nov 8 @ 16:10
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The Worst Programming Language EverMark RendleTuesday Nov 9 @ 19:00